I'm sorry i used to throw pillows at Megan's feet to make her trip and hit her head on the coffee table and bleed. I'm being a good boy now.
so will you please bring me the things I really want next Christmas?
I would like
1) A hat with hobbit ears that is a little too small for my head
2) A race car set with extra cardboard
3) a set of beer mats so I can work on regaining the hand eye coordination of my youth
I promise if you bring me these things I'll be really good.
I won't follow strange men with cell phones through Chinatown.
I'll stop telling my children I met their mother at work.
I won't be a Bin Hog when I fly.
I'll listen to all my cell phone messages instead of just calling people back and asking them what they said.
I'll stop saying "OK goodbye" in the middle of meaningful phone conversations just because i've finished driving home and am not bored anymore.
I'll stop impersonating you at family parties.
So please bring me my presents.
Thank you Santa
Love
your doppelganger
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3 comments:
Looks like we B's missed a very entertaining Christmas this year. I'd like to see the disk of photos too. Susan, are you going to make a slide show link?
BTW, clever letter Megan! And was Kevin impersonating you?! lol.
no--if you check michael's post, you will see that kevin was impersonating santa. . .
oh, or did you mean that kevin's letter was posted under my name?
well, let's just say i found the letter and posted it for him
be dim or be a dubiously credited posting!
My bad. You are right.
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